Jun
13
Here is a poem for all you lustful travelers…it is an ode for my longing to go to Japan.
Let me sigh, let me do a few things
Like growing wings
Like flying to Japon
That way my symbols will truly mean nothing
And words will only be sounds, like panting in your sumo arms
Crush me with your palms
Cover me withEs gibt nur einige bestimmte Hauptbegriffe, die man kennen muss, um erfolgreich in der Wirklichkeit casinospiele gratis zu können. cherry pavement and black blossoms
??????I never thought I’d look good in white,
But I trust your sushi tongue
Tiny lips red my cheeks
Oh great Hiragana wrap your lines around me
компютриUntil I’m seaweed and slain
Kabuki’d and Caned
I’m going right now
I’ll see you on the phone
To tell you I’m never coming home.
This is an awesome video of thousands of pictures a traveler took on his journey to Japan. The song is sick too.
Jun
4
Infinite Islands
Filed Under Poems
 This is the first of many poems I hope to post…
If I can find these infinite islands I’ll be able to hold my head up high
And stare off into a deep blue sky
A curious wave tickles my toes
I do not flinch
As the sand rises to my nose
I anchor my selenographic mind to the rising tide
I need to be swallowed
With coconuts and birds
That chirp and lick liquids
With beaks that are cold
A glowing mermaid scaly and soft
Licking my body of ocean wounds
She reaches my eyes
Her indigo irises show no reflection of me
A ______ is all that I see
Yet her fins divide and I crawl inside
Warm womb safety
A wet place to hide
If I believe in this place then it will all come true
Lying half-naked staring at my ceiling
I see the real color of blue
Jun
1
Jacob’s Moving Castle
Filed Under Anime
I will be away this weekend drinking on an island with friends. I leave you with this glorious video…anything is possible in anime.
May
31
Today I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. The what side of the bed? The wrong side of the bed. Left, right it does not matter. They’re both wrong. And my bad attitude left me with an experience I’ll never forget. Upon waking up I stretched my sleeping eyes and freed them of the crusty haze that engulfed them. My eyes were awake! They scanned the room like a pathetic husband trying to pick out a prostitute from a line of sleezy…prostitutes! I have found what I am looking for! There is a Daddy Long Legs climbing on my bedroom walls. I raised my right arm extended my picking nose finger and pointed at this disgusting/beautiful creature. “Fuck you,” I said to the spider. The spider turned its head visibly shaken by what I had just said. After all I am human. I am creator and destroyer of all life. The spider turned its head back to the wall then slowly creaked its head around back to me. “Go fuck yaself,” The spider said and immediately began to jizz out streams of web all over me. I was completely covered. Unable to move I scrambled for a plan of action. If this was real life, I thought, this would never have happened. Spiders can’t talk and spiders can’t jizz web all over me. But since this isn’t real life, I continued to think, I’m phucked. With a “p” “h.” I could feel the Daddy Long Legs crawling over my writhing body. He stopped inbetween my eyes and began to speak, “You fucked with the wrong spider, ass job.”
“Dude wait,I pleaded, don’t do this.”
“Why not?,” the spider asked. I paused a few seconds trying to think of an answer to this quandry. Why not? Why not? I honestly could not think of a reason why this spider should not do what he intends to do. I submitted myself and told him, “I have no fucking idea why not. Do what you wish.” And that’s how I was raped by a spider.
 -Mad Cow
May
30
First for Everything
Filed Under Uncategorized
This is an experimental post. A launching point for what I hope will be a progressive and exciting endeavor. My moon, my man, Alex has worked hard over the past month creating and configuring this blog site. I am honored to be a part of this and extremely proud of his efforts. I would like to share a song with you but I completely forget how to. I was given a tutorial last night, but my dreams have stolen all my knowledge of blogging and have replaced them with static. A quick refresher later this afternoon will help. Have fun everyday.
- MadCow